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Nov. 2nd, 2008 07:08 amNumber of hours that Americans, collectively, will spend on various Very Useful activities today:
1. figuring out how to set a digital clock 34,166,468
2. trying to figure out why they can't set the time on the cable box 1,898,137
3. looking for the nail or picture hanger that fell down when taking down the wall clock 3,796,274
4. waiting around for church or an appointment because arrived an hour early 75,925,485
5. panicing because forgot time change, turned on TV, and beloved show not on 37,963
6. figuring out is this clock wrong or did the spouse already set it? 11,388,823
7. complaining in blog, e-mail, etc. about time change 4,745,343
1. figuring out how to set a digital clock 34,166,468
2. trying to figure out why they can't set the time on the cable box 1,898,137
3. looking for the nail or picture hanger that fell down when taking down the wall clock 3,796,274
4. waiting around for church or an appointment because arrived an hour early 75,925,485
5. panicing because forgot time change, turned on TV, and beloved show not on 37,963
6. figuring out is this clock wrong or did the spouse already set it? 11,388,823
7. complaining in blog, e-mail, etc. about time change 4,745,343