whine, I mean wine, and a poll

This just spotted: an ad for low-carb wine. Oh my god! What is the world coming to!

Speaking of wine. We have a bottle of non-alcoholic red wine. It's lousy wine, but it occurred to me that it might make decent sangria for the party. Before I go begging skreeky for her fabulous sangria recipe, what do y'all think of the idea of non-alcoholic sangria?

A) Pointless.
B) Yummy!
C) Eh, I'm not a sangria drinker anyway.